Viper Baby!

A little insight on Marcus's lust ;)

Sexy ain't it??

xx ESFERN

I'm so sorry SARA.

SARA, Happy Belated Birthday, I am so sorry for not posting it sooner. I am such an IDIOT, for not doing it earlier.HAHAH, ok I cant take it anymore, Its Carmen. Marcus forgot his password. STUPID. Anyways, i think he'll say that Sara is sucha awesome girl and that he misses sitting with her. I know because he told me. :)

ANYWAYS, Marcus you still OWE me and Sara presents laaaa. ISH ISH. Its been like a month since my birthday. AND how can you forget your own password?! You gaming too much already la. STOP GAMING LA. DOTA, warcraft is LAME. I know because ... I know :D

I'll start crapping in His blog. KAY. I want to go play PAINTBALL. YEAHHHH. I was so close to driving a go-kart in genting but then it rained so they stopped it. HAIH. I want to go genting, sit the corkscrew :) AWESOME ride. I likey. SPACE SHOT, now thats nice. But its kinda dangerous cause some people died sitting it, The got heart attack, some girls hair kena stuck in the thing and her head sort of ripped of. Imagine sitting next to the girl. WHOA. well, KAY. I stop. Go change my myspace layout :) BYEE.

SHE'S here, no not his sister.

Ok people.
Marcus is currently studying really hard for seni -.-
HAHAH, not.
He just havent been going online, maybe he has but gaming laa.
AS USUAL. guys. -.-
SO DISSAPOINTING. seriously.

Anyways, marcus have been getting stuff from us cause well, we gave him stuff.
Like a card and a chocoalte bar.
A card and a small tortise.
A card and another card.

BTW, MARCUS TAN JIHAN, you owe me a BIG present (:
remember what you said (: yes? no?
WELL, i AM reminding you now OKAY.
good boy.
Damn I miss pulling your ears .
well, okayy BYEE :)

Marcus Is On Hiatus.

GUITAR HERO ROCKS!

;D

I was so annoying that Audrey slapped both my cheeks.

Oh ya.....i know how to fix a Rubix Cube.

Thanks Jin Chern!

ITS ME!!!

AHHH! Today we played football with all the From 1, they are like SOOOOOO noob! Actually not bad la. First Ming JIe scored and accidental goal. The ball coming lift up his leg to block the ball fron hitting him, kick SCORE! Then i got the ball at the corner place so i saw no team-mate so i shot. Guess what.......i SCORED!!!!!! A freak goal.*all those who knows football knows a freak goal* Then got a penalti because Ming Jie purposely kick to i guys hand ,so penalty.Guess who took it,Weng Kiong! so score la. Knw is like 3-0 when suddenly the ball was near our goal then everybody went there and try to kick the ball but no one did. The ball just laid there spinning then someone kick JEt Ming tried to block fell score. Now 3-1. after a while a form 1 guy got kick in the FACE!nice. Then Puochuin shot 1 ball right into someones *tuuutt*OUCH! Then suddenly Ming Jie say lets play serious edi. ok la. Prakash kicked the ball into the middle of the field i ran there jumped and backheeled hit the post and Ming Jie SCORED!!! again.so 4-1. I forgotten how was the 5th goal like.


I finally updated.

PMR IS OVER!

Hi.

Its not Marcus but I'm close enough.

And to Carmen, you did a good job on his header but he asked me to change it. But, there is no offense because guys go to an extend when it comes to football. No worries.

Marcus is currently in the process of growing up.

Bare with him, please.

OI.

HELLO!
Carmen here.
I am so bored right now.
Btw, do you see the BIG Man U sign up the header?
Yes? no?
If no, then you're blind. ok, well, I did it for him. :)
I know you like ManU a lot so here is your very early birthday present besides the psstt
boxers :)

ok, so have fun, staring at the logo.
Marcus is WEIRD :D
byeee :)
Marcus is NOT sexy :)

HELLO!! Sara here!

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic “Type A” personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. (MARCUS TAN JIHAN IS NOT SEXY!!)
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.


MARCUS TAN JIHAN IS NOT SEXY!!! that's the only part that is not true!. EWwwWWwwWW.

Ahh..yesterday my sis just left Malaysia. I might miss her i don't know la. While waiting for her flight, we had like Mc D. at 1.30am mid night. Ya so she left then go home, cant sleep, so slept at 5 than wake up at 7.30 then go tuition then come home then do this. If u want to know more at the airport just go to my sis blog, she might have post something about it, it says at the right"THE BEST SISTER IN THE WORLD"but i'am not sure about that.

70 words

Typing Test

i type faster than jet ming.

Marcus just updated :)

Thats a good boy. AHAHA, yeah right.

Marcus loves pushing his papers to me -.-
AND I love pinching him :)
It gives me some satisfaction.
HEHEHEH.

He updated his blog when I was logged into his acc. o.O
weirddd. okk. whatever.
I just thought I'll drop-by and say HIII.

My sister knows your sister, ESWHY :)
cool huh?! but a little weird.
Pc took his shirt off?! ewww. FREAK.
joking.. I'm such a retard.
I'm sure you all know who this is right.

The girl who loves pulling his ears :)
yes. ok bye :) have fun.

Yesterday me and friends went for futsal. It was like fun when PC and Henry waste time. Then PC took of his shirt and started tackling ppl with all his sweat...-_-. And there was Jin Chern, only after 1 hour he was lying at the goal post sleeping and saying Ming Tian.....Ming Tian....Ming Tian!!! Oh Jet Ming did not come because I don't know.Then we all went Ming Tian to eat. Wei Jing ordered this BIG watermelon drink and it wasn't enough for him. After that some of the boys went CC then i don't know.

so boring..

BBQ

The one who is close enough to know.

Your fellow friends.

The sick.

YES, MARCUS IS SICK. as in SAKIT. not the sick kind of sick.

well, whatever.
His blog is so dead. -.-
What can I say. Err?

Marcus is polite?
HAHAHAHA, okay he is sometimes.
I felt awkward saying that. whatever laa.

Marcus still owes me in the hitting game thing.
No, seriously.

Marcus is learning to hit a girl.
:D Yes I told him to learn.
i'M SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. JOKING. x)

Someone said marcus has nice legs. O.O
Seriously, I found out like yesterday. HAHAHA.
cause 'the person' said he has muscles there -.-
I didnt want to know that but oh well. :)

I need to call marcus again -.-
Dont ask why. haih. lazyy la.
k k bye :)

BOO!

yeah yeah. It ain't marcus . again.
Its his sitting partner :) Yeaahh. The one who is called carmen :)
I like bullying marcus :D
Easiest target ever :P

MARCUS UPDATE YOU BLOGGY :))
hahahaha. OMGH. i AM SO weird :)
I aint no bimbo marcus. You are the bimbo. wait no, BAMBI :)

LALALALLA. im just weird. YEAH WEIRD :)
lol. IM talking crap cause im bored :) wheee`~~

OKAY. BYE :)
cant wait till this sunday :)

It ain't the Queen Of Pain ;)

HAHAHA, lol. Guess why his post his that.
Ok. You probably guessed that it ain't marcus.
Guess who? Its his old blogger partner :) LOL.

Yes, its CARMEN :)
I decided to write something since I'm like super bored.
Queen Of pain is something really weird.
Its a game character that marcus used.

QUEEN, i mean isn't it suppose to be KING.
HAHAHAHA. oh well, bye. MARCUS. update your bloggy :)

Just Like Him

Hi...its me.Marcus Tan..surprised??
This is my 1st time blogging so...wait this is my @nd time so....
I finally decide to blog because even Ming Jie also does it so go check out his blog.
Right now i'am in the library with Ming Jie reading everything i type and telling me what to type. He ask me now to read his blog but WAIT!!! Right now i got nothing to say so
CARMEN!!! I Finally BLOGGED!!!!

=)
-Marcus-

:D

BOO! hahah, sara here.


why is the friggin password so long?

XD

JETMING IS HERE!!! haha

Marcus is scared of my house cuz there is so many kind of noises. I wonder how he gonna survive my house ALONE for one day. He will be dead by now. :D

THE VINES!

This is your Marcus.

:)

I somehow, wait no, i DO agree with Esfern. :)

Marcus, see i got your freaking password wrong again :(
haih. Why must you be a sports freak? no seriously why?

Let me tell you, marcus said his sisters are smart and yes they are :)
you've cuztomize his blog really nicely :D
i didnt even bother to do it. well, bye :)

I'll be logging in but esfern's taking over. :)
have fun.

ESFERN!

It is no surprise to know that Marcus will never update his blog. It is only natural for guys anyway as they THINK they have better stuffs to do like play WARCRAFT (yuck) or watch Olympics (much better). And this blog is becoming a promotional blog because someone else but its own owner updates this blog.

And it is quite obvious that this isn't him. Because his English isn't that good. Hahaha. Not that my English is very good, but I can differentiate between good and broken English. Not that bad. He, is quite oblivious to that fact. Although he goes for English tuition, God knows what he does there.

And since I am living under the same roof as him, I shall you about what Marcus does at home.

As for now, he hasn't done anything worth laughing or blogging. So in other words, he is a very boring person. Even if Jessica Alba were to walk pass him I bet he wouldn't notice. Tsk what a pity.


And girls, Marcus IS annoying.

Sorry but I thought they ought to know.

:D



-.-

Anyway,
He has a very beautiful sister,



awww :')

:D its me(c)

MARCUS ear is RED and SORE :D
Today he gonna kena again. MAYBE :D
NYAHAHHAHA. :P

Its so damn dead :)

Evryone knows who uses the smiley right so i dont need to tell you who i am. :)

OH yeaahh, i dont need changed your password anymore.
I got the hang of it. -.-
well, my passwords long too you know :)

I cant believe marcus is sitting next to me -.-
Haiz. i think I'll suffer. well, since this is his blog..
I'll post about him ?
whatever..

marcus IS weird.
He smells books. :/
so freakyy. no seriously.
And he likes to copy my answer. go die laa. ISH.
and when i get it wrong he blames me. dumb ass.
DO YOURSELF LAA.
i pulled his ears. HEHEHEHE. Disturb me somemore laa. :p
Thats what you get.
oh yaaaa. he so noisy. so damn noisy. -.-
he cant SHUT UP. seriously.
HAHAH he scared of caryn. LMAO.
yay, thank God i have caryn :DD
marcus is so dead :)

byeee. [random much]

Carmen(thats me) doing a tag for him :)

I am that KIND to do a tag for you so TELL ME pls? :DD

[ACT 1 ]
1. Are you allowed to have a bf/gf ?
Is he? well, i dont know. hmm.

2. Describe yourself in one word
Marcus is LAME. :)))

3. Who would you pick , someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
He might choose someone who he loves. LOL.

4 . Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Its a NO. I just asked him today. HE has no BALLS. LMAO.

5. Does it feel good to love?
To him.. he doesnt even have a heart not to kacau me for one day laa.

6. God is giving u just 5 more minutes to live, IF you love someone special what will you say to that person?
He'll just stare at that person ad then spill water all over himself. It HAPPENED when he stared at me LMAO.

7. What will you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you?
He wont say nothing. wait he will. 'ehhh REALLY LAA'.

8. Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
I dont think so he had.

9.What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
He doesnt mind if people are jealous of him.

10.What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
Well, he might say PLAY MORE LA. like i CARE. :)

[ACT 2 ]
1. Best place to cry ?
You're asking me to answer this question for him? NO WAY MAN.

2. Who do you love the most?
HEHEHEHHE. shld I say? nahhh, im not that bad. I at least HAVE a HEART.

3. Ever hated someone so bad?
I think he has? Maybe me?

4. The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard?
No idea. Go ask him laa.

LAST PERSON]...
~Had a beer with ?
Go figure.

~ Went to the movies with ?
His GIRLFRIEND. LOL. he doesnt have a girlfriend but he wishes he does?

~ Talked on the cell phone with ?
Technically I dont know, cause I just called him and his not in.

~ You hugged?
EWW. He hugging somebody? I cant imagine. LOL.

~ You yelled at ?
He yelled at kevin. LOL.

[IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU ]..
~ Kissed someone ?
He kissing? Who would want to kiss him. Ohhh wait. His mom! :D

~ Sing/Sang/Sung ?
I dont think he sang anytime. Maybe once I heard him sing but for a while.

~ Danced crazy
He dont dance.

List as many people as you want to tag and inform them in their Cbox or comment column.
He tags everyone whose lame.

SEE, marcus I'm so freaking nice to do this tag for you so you better tell me. :p
PLeaseee laaaa. Im not suffering. Im just curious. REALLY CURIOUS.
Can tell her la but not me. FINEE. and you trusted me first ISH. fineee. whatever.

Lost for words.

No I am never lost for words. As usual it aint marcus. You'll know who it is.
Marcus cried. ): sand got in his eyes. Kesian. I just pity him OK?!

Well, he is a weirdo. :)
Boy, I like talking crap about him :) HEHEHE.
Please change your password la. Its so freaking long. GOSH.
I got it wrong 3 times today just to log in. HAIZ.
pw : *********************

Thats how long his password is. o.O
Crazee right. haiz. I am so damn lazy to type so much but who cares, I LOVE crapping about him. It makes me feel in control. :)

Marcus is 14. He is a boy(i think, LOL). His full name is marcus tan ji han. He likes making people mad. He says it makes him feel happy(weird). He smells his geografi paper(like jingwei smelling his compass). His water is dirty(LOL). He still owes me stuff. He likes to throw stuff at people for no utterly good reason. He lures his sisters away from the computer. He likes a girl. I fogot her name. I can never remember her name. The girl is from dont know where. He likes manchester united. He says the rock. He was a runner for his school. MSSD. can you imagine that?

well, thats all for now. Until then. BYE. :)

Owes me.

MARCUS OWES ME. MARCUS OWES ME. MARCUS OWES ME.
Marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me marcus owes me. :DDDD

Like I said.

As you know I said that I would update his blog twice a week. so here goes.

I have no idea what to say :)
SPAM. ok well I'll tell you what he did err. thursday night. yeaa.

Ok I was online blogging and stuff la. Then I did my KGT. find some stuff.
Then he(marcus) went online. So he was like..

Marcus : hey
Marcus : DUDE!
Marcus : how do you do pendahuluan?
Carmen : HI.
Carmen : errmm, (explain)

yeaa. then he didnt understand. so whatever laa. I GAVE him my objektif kajian.
So he owes me. :))
Then chien han came online. So we added him in. Then marcus ask chien han. But still didnt understand so marcus called chien han. Then this marcus kept spamming. He and chien han. -.-
So I called marcus:) BWAHAHAHHA. and he said dont call cause he had to run all the way down and pick up the phone. HAHAHA. good for you. :DDD

So we all went offline the same time. HAHAHA.
Then I suddenly got a call. So I picked up and guess what it was marcus -.-

Carmen : hello?
marcus : HI BYE.

I was like....

Then He called again -.- HAIZ. NO LIFE.
Then I didnt say anything at first.

Marcus : ehh say something la.
Carmen : whyy?? why you call meee.
Marcus : Like you and sara laa.
Carmen : what laa. dont call laa.
Marcus : I call again.
Carmen : NOOO. dont call laaa. Later my sister pick up.
Marcus : OH okok. fineeee. k bye.

.... it was so random but whatever.
ok thats the update so bye :)
P.S. its carmen again. :)

A picture of marcus. wait two.

marcus tan jihan

STOP SPAMMING ME. this is more of like my blog than marcus. -.-
GO UPDATE. MARCUS... stop throwing stuff at me.

Everyone marcus blog will be updated like maybe once or twice a week.
So come check. But not always. so dont always check get it.
As usual you know who this is. I no need tell alr.

soo, here's the update.
Marcus isnt wearing braces anymore. He looks weird. HAHAHA.
ERM.. Audrey predicted that marcus and sara are meant to be but urgh nvm lets not go there.
Then..hmm. let me see. He told chien han something very gross. and chien han asked us what it was. -.-
I stole marcus paper thingys but He got it back cause lydia kept it at a place. LMAO.
er.. marcus had to sit next to yin hui during sejarah.
err. Marcus is becoming really irritating. :))

oh well, yes. that it.
so byeee. :D
-out- carmen here.

-.-

Marcus, why must your password be so damn longggg. -.-
Like seriously. I got it wrong a few times already.

I want to change it but its marcus blog so can't. I could but I won't cause I am a nice person. :) SEE, marcus I update your dead blog for you. If he goes online, he doesnt blog, he plays DOTA. well, sort of I guess. Btw, its carmen as usual. Not marcus Tan jihan.

Marcus is weird like really weird. He smells the geo paper. like wth??
And he like super weird. yess.. weird. I know you egt it : HIS WEIRD.
when people look at his direction but we're not looking at him, he thinks we're looking at him. PRASAN BOY LAAAA.

ISH. oh well, byee.

This is Marcus.

Marcus : I am a bully. I like to bully girls and throw paperballs at them. I like to spray water at them also. I sit next to sara. She damn nice. :) Lydia is so fun. I ate carmen's jellybeans from australia. Freaking nice. I ate like so much. I even wasted one of it by squashing it. My haircut is like jingwei's. I look like jingwei now. HAHAHHA. Sara and Carmen called me to update my blog. So i am updating it. I'm bad in badminton.(i think) yeahh, thats all. bye.

Btw, its not marcus. Its carmen as usual. He cannot update his dead blog. -.-

Its not him.

Because its me CARMEN. yuppp.

MARCUS STALKED ME! HE CAME MY HOUSE.
That was so weird. I can't belive HE came my house! OMG LAAA.

Next time I'm gonna go your house, marcus.
I am gonna go whether you like it or not.

STALKER. I'm gonna stalk you next.
:P

Jet ming's dance was lame!!!! Teacher ask him to dance in front of the whole class and all he did was stone. And also laugh crazily. All 2 Jati people will understand. After that, the next day Jet Ming did this weird dance on T...... . That was what i heard. It was like .....................damn sick man. Sorry Jet Ming. Everybody was like laughing and girls were like keeping distance away from him.
And then the next day, that is today,Bryan Loh was shuffling at the back of the class like a chicken. That is what he calls it. And he is getting better. He is shuffling like a chicken know. Last time was like a pig. When i say pig because pig can't shuffle. So teacher called him out and ask him to shuffle in front of the class.

UPDATED.

MARCUS IS A LAMER. I'M UPDATING HIS BLOG. YES YES 'HIS' blog.

I am NOT marcus. I am CARMEN. :DDDD
and his blog is so DEAD.

MARCUS TAN JIHAN IS A LAMER. you know why?
cause he keeps saying LAME.
gahhh, I'm gonna whack you kaukau when i go back school.
:DDDDD

spam spam spam. ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE.

MARCUS MARCUS MARCUS. BLAHBLAHBLAH.

ishh.. i feel so BORED. :DDDD
oh well, byee. :DDD

Its not HIM.

yes its me CARMEN! I did his blog. NICE RIGHT.

hehehe, spam spam spam. I'm so bored at home so I did it for him

HAHAHAHA, everything's blue marcus, so be HAPPY.

purposely put blue. cause you like blue. so yeah HAVE FUN with your blog.

:DDDD

Quit School Is Good

I don't like to write blogs but someone talk me into this
thing. i am sure should i be happy to have a blog or
something else la... so i just write some crap like what i'm doing now. To be surprise it was A girl that talk me into this. She would be angry cause of something. So ...... nothing else.

Oh and i will be dead in school at 1.15pm Tuesday by someone. So may god be with me. And i need all the luck i can get. because i loss to her in Tekken in about a few sec.

So it will be the same in real life.




Today was a nice school day. A lot of things happened. We all were having fun. But sad for Bryan Loh. He got punished Cik. Nalini, also known as Cik Babini. He was just closing the windows when she called him and said what was he doing. She saw Pn. Wong and took him to her. He was so scared. We saw his face like going to cry in that split second, he also asked for 2nd chance. Soon Bryan Loh came back and he was Emo-ing. Did not talk to anyone, did not answer anyone. So ......

That was the only interesting thing happened.
So if U wish to go to school?? Think again. U rather want to stay at home with the chickens. When i say U, you know who u are. Right??












My dog!!!!
Cute right - Marcus -